--- title: "Burma Shave Signs" date: 2022-02-22 author: "Phoebe Moon" featured_image: "https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-1.jpg" categories: - name: "Quilt Humor" url: "/category/humor.md" tags: - name: "Remember Burma Shaves Signs?" url: "/tag/remember-burma-shaves-signs.md" --- # Burma Shave Signs ## The Verse by the Side of the Road ![Burma Shave Saying](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-Signs.jpg)Remember the Burma-Shave signs? Burma Shave roadside signs captivated highway travelers all over the country from the 1920s till the 1950s. The Burma-Shave signs came about after a similar product, known as Burma-Vita, began losing sales because of poor marketing strategies and an increase in competition. Burma-Vita, a family-owned company started by a lawyer in the 1920s to sell liniment, became Burma-Shave as his sons and grandsons that looked to the future and created a brushless shaving cream introduced one to the market in 1927. ![Burma Shave Dream Team](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-2.gif)Things were slow in the early days of the company. They almost didn’t survive because of a lack of strategic marketing tactics. Allan soon came up with a way to advertise their product from gas station signs which informed travelers that gas, oil, and restrooms were ahead. The signs began to develop their distinct humor and surprise endings and soon became a joyful addition to America’s highways. ![Burma Shave Saying](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-chariot.jpg)As road conditions improved and cars became faster, concern increased over the increase in automobile accidents. Burma-Shave started a public service campaign by making signs that reflected the need for slower speeds as well as the need to pay attention to other drivers on the road. A study of average highway speeds conducted by the University of Pennsylvania reported that nothing slowed down speeders more reliably than a set of Burma Shave signs. ![Burma Shave Saying](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-Cattle.jpg) ![Burma Shave Saying from 1952](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-Lonesome.jpg) ![Burma Shave Saying from 1960](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-Angels.jpg) By the 1960s, times had changed. America was blanketed by superhighways and faster cars. The shaving cream that smelled like soap and its white-on-red highway signs of verse had fallen by the wayside. In 1963 the Odell Family sold their company to Philip Morris, Inc. The conglomerate decided the verses were a silly idea, and that other types of advertising would sell more products. Today one of the last Burma Shave signs has been preserved in the Smithsonian museum in Washington. ![Burma Shave Saying from 1930](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/BS-Museum.jpg)## At one time, there was over 7000 signs Burma Shave on the roadside. Here are only a few of the sayings we could track down. **1929 – 1939** **1940 – 1949** **1950 – 1960** Your shaving brush Has had its day So why not Shave the modern way With Burma-Shave (1929) His face Was loved By just his mother He Burma-Shaved And now– Oh, brother (1940) His crop of Whiskers Needed reaping That’s what kept His Lena leaping Burma-Shave (1950) Every shaver Now can snore Six more minutes Than before By using Burma-Shave (1929) Substitutes and Imitations Send ’em to Your wife’s Relations Burma-Shave (1940) A whiskery kiss For the one You adore May not make her mad But her face will be sore Burma-Shave (1950) Does your husband Misbehave Grunt and grumble Rant and rave Shoot the brute some Burma-Shave (1930) College cutie Pigskin hero Bristly Kiss Hero Zero Burma-Shave (1940) The whale Put Jonah Down the hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched Burma-Shave (1950) Are your whiskers When you wake Tougher than A two-bit steak? Try Burma-Shave (1930) A scratchy chin Like bright pink socks Puts any romance On the rocks Burma-Shave (1940) Her chariot Raced 80 per They hauled away What had Ben Her Burma-Shave (1950) Hinky-dinky Parley voo Cheer up the face The war Is thru Burma-Shave (1930) A Christmas hug A birthday kiss Awaits The woman Who gives this Burma-Shave (1940) Bracing as An ocean breeze For after shaving It’s sure To please Burma-Shave Lotion (1950) Early to rise Was meant for those Old fashioned guys Who didn’t use Burma-Shave (1930) Always remember On any trip Keep two things Within your grip Your steering wheel and Burma-Shave (1940) A guy who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin’ He’s just hopin’ Burma-Shave (1950) The 50 cent jar So large By heck Even the Scotch Now shave the neck Burma-Shave (1930) Approached a crossing Without looking Who will eat His widow’s cooking? Burma-Shave (1940) The wife Who keeps on Being kissed Always heads Her shopping list Burma-Shave (1950) Tho stiff The beard That Nature gave It shaves like down With Burma-Shave (1930) Don’t pass cars On curve or hill If the cops Don’t get you Morticians will Burma-Shave (1940) To kiss A mug That’s like a cactus Takes more nerve Than it does practice Burma-Shave (1950) Take a tip For your trip No wet brush To soak Your grip Burma-Shave (1931) Drove too long Driver snoozing What happened next Is not Amusing Burma-Shave (1940) To change that Shaving job To joy You gotta use The real McCoy Burma-Shave (1950) The one horse shay Has had its day So has the brush And lather way Use Burma-Shave (1931) Famous last words “If he won’t Dim his I won’t Dim mine” Burma-Shave (1940) Twinkle, twinkle One-eyed car We all wonder WHERE You are Burma-Shave (1950) Tho tough And rough From wind and wave Your cheek grows sleek With Burma-Shave (1931) First men buy it Then apply it Then advise Their friends To try it Burma-Shave (1940 Use Burma-Shave In tube Or jar Then follow up With our new star Burma-Shave Lotion (1950) Golfers! If fewer strokes Are what you crave You’re out of the rough With Burma-Shave (1931) Give hand signals To those behind They don’t know What’s in Your mind Burma-Shave (1940) Violets are blue Roses are pink On graves Of those Who drive and drink Burma-Shave (1950) Shaving brush All wet And hairy I’ve passed you up For sanitary Burma-Shave (1931) Guys whose eyes Are in Their backs Get halos crossing Railroad tracks Burma-Shave (1940) The blackened forest Smolders yet Because He flipped A cigarette Burma-Shave (1950) Take a tip For your trip No wet brush To soak Your grip Burma-Shave (1931) He married Grace With scratchy face He only Got one day Of Grace! Burma-Shave (1940) The whale Put Jonah Down the hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched Burma-Shave (1950) A shave That’s real No cuts to heal A soothing Velvet after-feel Burma-Shave (1932) He saw The train And tried to duck it Kicked first the gas And then the bucket Burma-Shave (1940) The whale Put Jonah Down the hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched Burma-Shave (1950) The cannoneers With hairy ears On wiry whiskers Used tin shears Until they found Burma-Shave (1932) He’s the boy The gals forgot His line Was smooth His chin was not Burma-Shave (1940) Burma-Shave Was such a boom They passed The bride And kissed the groom (1950) A shave That’s real No cuts to heal A soothing Velvet after-feel Burma-Shave (1932) Headline news For face And chin Now improved With lanolin Burma-Shave (1940) Candidate says Campaign Confusing Babies kiss me Since I’ve been using Burma-Shave (1950) Political pull May be Of use For razor pull There’s no excuse Burma-Shave (1932) Said Juliet To Romeo If you Won’t shave Go homeo Burma-Shave (1940) His cheek Was rough His chick vamoosed And now she won’t Come home to roost Burma-Shave (1950) You’ll love your wife You’ll love her paw You’ll even love Your mother-in-law If you use Burma-Shave (1932) No man can really Do his stuff With a face that’s sore Or a chin That’s rough Burma-Shave (1940) If your peach Keeps out Of reach Better practice What we preach Burma-Shave (1950) Give the guy The toe of your boot Who tries To hand you A substitute for Burma-Shave (1932) Stores are full Of shaving aids But all you need Is this And blades Burma-Shave (1940) Missin’ Kissin’? Perhaps your thrush Can’t get thru The underbrush–try Burma-Shave (1950) For painting cow-shed Barn or fence That shaving brush Is just immense Burma-Shave (1932) Sleep in a chair Nothing to lose But a nap At the wheel Is a permanent snooze Burma-Shave (1940) No use Knowing How to pick ’em If your half-shaved Whiskers stick ’em Burma-Shave (1950) Shaving brush Don’t you cry You’ll be a Shoe dauber By and by Burma-Shave (1933) Put your brush Back on the shelf The darn thing Needs a Shave itself Burma-Shave (1940) Dinah doesn’t Treat him right But if he’d Shave Dyna-mite! Burma-Shave (1950) The answer to A maiden’s Prayer Is not a chin Of stubby hair Burma-Shave (1933) Prickly pears Are picked For pickles No peach picks A face that prickles Burma-Shave (1940) Clancy’s Whiskers Tickle Nancy Nancy lowered the boom On Clancy! Burma-Shave (1950) If your hubby Trumps your ace Here’s something That will Save his face Burma-Shave (1933) If these Signs blur And bounce around You’d better park And walk to town Burma-Shave (1940) She will Flood your face With kisses ‘Cause you smell So darn delicious Burma-Shave Lotion (1950) Mug and brush Old Adam Had ’em Is your husband Like Adam, Madam? Burma-Shave (1933) When frisky With whiskey Don’t drive ‘Cause it’s Risky Burma-Shave (1940) He tried To cross As fast train neared Death didn’t draft him He volunteered Burma-Shave (1950) It’s not toasted It’s not dated But look out — It’s imitated Insist on Burma-Shave (1933) When you drive If caution ceases You are apt To rest In pieces Burma-Shave (1940) Doesn’t Kiss you Like she useter? Perhaps she’s seen A smoother rooster!! Burma-Shave (1950) He played A sax Had no B.O. But his whiskers scratched So she let him go Burma-Shave (1933) It’s best for One who hits The bottle To let another Use the throttle Burma-Shave (1940) My job is Keeping faces clean And nobody knows De stubble I’ve seen Burma-Shave (1950) Ruddy cheeks And face Of tan Neatly shaven What a man! Burma-Shave (1933) Just spread Then pat Now shave That’s That Burma-Shave (1940) His brush is gone So what’ll we do Said Mike Robe I To Mike Robe II Burma-Shave (1950) When cutting Whiskers You don’t need To leave one half Of them for seed Burma-Shave (1933) You can beat A mile a minute But there ain’t No future In it Burma-Shave (1940) This cooling shave Will never fail To stamp Its user First class male Burma-Shave (1950) He had the ring He had the flat But she felt his chin And that Was that Burma-Shave (1934) You can’t reach 80 Hale and hearty By driving 80 Home from The party Burma-Shave (1940) Dinah doesn’t Treat him right But if he’d Shave Dyna-mite! Burma-Shave (1950) Jonah took No brush To mop his face Where Jonah went He needed space Burma-Shave(1934) You’ve used Our cream Now try our blades Pair up the best In shaving aids Burma-Shave (1940) His crop of Whiskers Needed reaping That’s what kept His Lena leaping Burma-Shave (1950) Your beauty, boys Is just Skin deep What skin you’ve got You ought to keep Burma-Shave(1934) College cutie Pigskin hero Bristly Kiss Hero Zero Burma-Shave (1940) The draftee Tried a tube And purred Well whaddya know I’ve been defurred Burma-Shave (1950) The answer to A shaver’s dream A greaseless No brush Shaving cream Burma-Shave(1934) This is not A clever verse I tried And tried But just Got worse Burma-shave (1940) The wife Who keeps on Being kissed Always heads Her shopping list Burma-Shave (1950) Bachelor’s quarters Dog on the rug Whiskers to blame No one To hug Burma-Shave(1934) The bearded devil Is forced To dwell In the only place Where they don’t sell Burma-Shave (1940) Is he Lonesome Or just blind– This guy who drives So close behind? Burma-Shave (1950) Bristly beard Or silky fuzz Just shave ’em back To where They was Burma-Shave(1934) Headline news For face And chin Now improved With lanolin Burma-Shave (1940) His cheek Was rough His chick vamoosed And now she won’t Come home to roost Burma-Shave (1950) Beneath this stone Lies Elmer Gush Tickled to death By his shaving brush Burma-Shave (1934) He’s the boy The gals forgot His line Was smooth His chin was not Burma-Shave (1940) Clancy’s Whiskers Tickle Nancy Nancy lowered the boom On Clancy! Burma-Shave (1950) Every second Without fail Some store Rings up Another sale Burma-Shave (1934) Drove too long Driver snoozing What happened next Is not Amusing Burma-Shave (1940) These signs We gladly Dedicate To men who’ve had No date of late Burma-Shave (1950) The bearded lady Tried a jar She’s now A famous Movie star Burma-Shave(1934) Don’t pass cars On curve or hill If the cops Don’t get you Morticians will Burma-Shave (1940) A guy Who drives A car wide open Is not thinkin’ He’s just hopin’ Burma-Shave (1950) College boys! Your courage muster Shave off That fuzzy Cookie duster Burma-Shave (1934) Tell The dear Who shops around That half a buck Buys half a pound Burma-Shave (1941) The ladies Take one whiff And purr– It’s no wonder Men prefer Burma-Shave Lotion (1950) Every day We do Our part To make your face A work of art Burma-Shave(1934) They missed The turn Car was whizz’n Fault was her’n Funeral his’n Burma-Shave (1941) Bracing as An ocean breeze For after shaving It’s sure To please Burma-Shave Lotion (1950) The game laws Ought to Let you shoot The bird who hands you A substitute Burma-Shave(1934) Gets each Whisker At the base No ingrown hair On neck or face Burma-Shave (1941) The place to pass On curves You know Is only at A beauty show Burma-Shave (1950) Noah had whiskers In the ark But he wouldn’t get by On a bench In the park Burma-Shave (1934) From Bar To Car To Gates ajar Burma-Shave (1941) Pedro Walked Back home by golly His bristly chin Was hot-to-Molly Burma-Shave (1950) Dewhiskered Kisses Defrost The Misses Burma-Shave(1935) He used Umbrella For parachute Now rejects Every substitute Burma-Shave (1941) On curves ahead Remember, sonny That rabbit’s foot Didn’t save The bunny Burma-shave (1950) Eeny-meeny Miny-mo Save your skin Your time Your dough Burma-Shave(1935) She kissed The hairbrush By mistake She thought it was Her husband Jake Burma-Shave (1941) Pat’s bristles Scratched Bridget’s nose That’s when Her wild Irish rose Burma-Shave (1951) Shaving brush Is out of date Use the Razor’s Perfect mate Burma-Shave(1935) Here’s A good deed For a scout Tell your dad All about Burma-Shave (1941) Proper Distance To him was bunk They pulled him out Of some guy’s trunk Burma-Shave (1951) Grandpa’s beard Was stiff and coarse And that’s what Caused his Fifth divorce Burma-Shave(1935) Don’t stick Your elbow Out so far It might go home In another car Burma-Shave (1941) Another Red skin Bit the dust When Pa tried What these signs discussed Burma-Shave (1951) Avoid the store Which claims You should Buy something else That’s just as good Burma-Shave(1935) Remember this If you’d Be spared Trains don’t whistle Because they’re scared Burma-Shave (1941) I’d heard It praised By drug store clerks I tried the stuff Hot dog! It works Burma-Shave (1951) Be a modern Paul Revere Spread the news From ear To ear Burma-Shave(1935) If man bites doggie That is news If face Scares doggie Better use Burma-Shave (1941) My cheek Says she Feels smooth as satin Ha! Ha! Says he That’s mine you’re pattin’ Burma-Shave (1951) If you think She likes Your bristles Walk bare-footed Through some thistles Burma-Shave(1935) Substitutes Resemble Tail-chasing pup Follow and follow But never catch up Burma-Shave (1941) Drinking drivers Don’t you know Great bangs From little Binges grow? Burma-Shave (1951) Helps Your budget Hold it’s ground Half a dollar Half a pound Burma-Shave(1935) Soldier Sailor And marine Now get a shave That’s quick and clean Burma-Shave (1941) Cautious rider To her Reckless dear Let’s have less bull And lots more steer Burma-Shave (1951) Cutie invited Varsity hop Guy full Of whiskers Party a flop Burma-Shave(1935) At intersections Look each way A harp sounds nice But it’s Hard to play Burma-Shave (1941) The band For which The grand stand roots Is not made up Substi-toots! Burma-Shave (1951) Whiskers long Made Samson strong But Samson’s gal She done Him wrong Burma-Shave(1935) If every sip Fills you With zip Then your sipper Needs a zipper Burma-Shave (1941) Altho insured Remember, kiddo They don’t pay you They pay Your widow Burma-Shave (1951) It took years To perfect For you A brushless cream That’s greaseless too Burma-Shave(1935) When better Shaving brushes Are made We’ll still shave Without their aid Burma-Shave (1941) She eyed His beard And said no dice The wedding’s off– I’ll COOK the rice Burma-Shave (1951) Keep well To the right Of the oncoming car Get your close shaves From the half-pound jar Burma-Shave(1935) When Peter Piper Pickle picker Kissed his gal His beard Would prick ‘er Burma-Shave (1941) Train approaching Whistle squealing Pause! Avoid that Rundown feeling! Burma-Shave (1951) The happy golfer Find with glee The shave That suits him To a tee Burma-Shave(1935) When junior takes Your ties And car It’s time to buy An extra jar Burma-Shave (1941) Spring Has sprung The grass has riz Where last year’s Careless drivers is Burma-Shave (1951) Tube Immense 35 cents Easy shaving Low expense Burma-Shave(1935) Wild Dashes From by-ways Cause crashes On highways Burma-Shave (1941) I know He’s a wolf Said riding hood But Grandma dear, He smells so good Burma-Shave (1951) You know Your onions Lettuce suppose This beets ’em all Don’t turnip your nose Burma-Shave(1935) Broken romance Stated fully She went wild When he Went wooly Burma-Shave (1941) The hobo Lets his Whiskers sprout It’s trains–not girls That he takes out Burma-Shave (1951) I just joined The young man said A nudist camp Is my face red? No! I use Burma-Shave(1935) Rhyme and reason Every season You’ve read The rhyme Now try the reason Burma-Shave (1941) Soap May do For lads with fuzz Bur sir, you ain’t The kid you wuz Burma-Shave (1951) Cutie invited Varsity hop Guy full Of whiskers Party a flop Burma-Shave(1935) Life is sweet But oh how bitter! To love a gal And then Not git ‘er Burma-Shave (1941) Substitutes Can do More harm Than city fellers On a farm Burma-Shave (1951) His face Was smooth And cool as ice And oh! Louise! He smelled so nice Burma-Shave Lotion (1935) The answer to A maiden’s prayer Is a man Most anywhere Using Burma-Shave (1941) Unless Your face Is stinger free You’d better let Your honey be Burma-Shave (1951) Water heater Out of kilter Try the brushless Whisker Wilter Burma-Shave(1935) Trains don’t wander All over the map For no one Sits on The engineer’s lap Burma-Shave (1941) Big blue tube It’s a honey Best squeeze play For love Or money Burma-Shave (1951) With 200 kinds From which to choose 2 million men Prefer To use Burma-Shave(1935) Can’t shave daily? Tender hide? Now be honest Have you Tried Burma-Shave (1942) Train wrecks few Reason clear Fireman Never hugs Engineer Burma-Shave (1951) If substitution He should try Just look that clerk Right in the eye And bellow Burma-Shave(1935) Pa acted So tickled Ma thought He was pickled He’d just tried Burma-Shave (1942) The wolf Is shaved So neat and trim Red Riding Hood Is chasing him Burma-Shave (1952) Congressman Pipp Let’s give the Clerk a hand Who never Palms off Another brand Burma-Shave (1936) Pa likes the cream Ma likes the jar Both like The price So there you are Burma-Shave (1942) We can’t Provide you With a date But we do supply The best darn bait Burma-Shave (1952) To get Away from Hairy apes Ladies jump From fire escapes Burma-Shave (1936) Maybe you can’t Shoulder a gun But you can shoulder The cost of one Buy defense bonds Burma-Shave (1942) Better try Less speed per mile That car May have to Last a while Burma-Shave (1952) Jimmie said a naughty word Jimmie’s mother overheard Soapsuds? No! He preferred Burma-Shave (1936) Iceman’s grandson Now full grown Has cooling system All his own He uses Burma-Shave (1942) A chin Where barbed wire Bristles stand Is bound to be A no ma’ams land Burma-Shave (1952) Cooties love Bewhiskered places Cuties love the Smoothest faces Shaved by Burma-Shave (1936) If you Don’t know Whose signs These are You can’t have Driven very far Burma-Shave (1942) Leaves Face soft As woman’s touch Yet doesn’t cost you Near as much Burma-Shave (1952) Your razor Floats thru The hair With the Greatest of ease Burma-Shave (1936) Substitutes Like unseen barter Often make one Sad But smarter Burma-Shave (1942) Relief For faces Chapped and sore Keeps ’em comin’ Back for more Burma-Shave (1952) His tenor voice She thought divine Till whiskers Scratched Sweet Adeline Burma-Shave (1936) Buying defense bonds Means money lent So they Don’t cost you One red cent Burma-Shave (1942) We’ve made Grandpa Look so trim The local Draft board’s after him Burma-Shave (1952) All these years Your skin Has dried Why not moisten Up your hide Burma-Shave (1936) If hugging On highways Is your sport Trade in your car For a davenport Burma-Shave (1942) “No, no,” She said To her bristly beau “I’d rather Eat the mistletoe” Burma-Shave (1952) Special treatment Every hair Holds it up And cuts It square Burma-Shave (1936) What you shouted May be true, But Did you hear What he called you? Burma-Shave (1942) 5-star Generals Privates 1st class Show equal rank In the looking-glass Burma-Shave (1952) If you And whiskers Do hobnob Some sailor gob Will steal your squab Burma-Shave (1936) Of all The drunks Who drive on Sunday Some are still Alive on Monday Burma-Shave (1942) His rose Is wed His violet blew But his sugar is sweet Since he took this cue Burma-Shave (1952) As you journey Down the years Your mirror is The glass that cheers If you use Burma-Shave (1936) There’s no whisker It won’t soften Shave ’em close And not So often Burma-Shave (1942) Heaven’s Latest Neophyte Signalled left Then turned right Burma-Shave (1952) If you’re just An average man Wanting to look The best you can Use Burma-Shave (1936) A girl Should hold on To her youth But not When he’s driving Burma-Shave (1942) A beard That’s rough And overgrown is better than A chaperone Burma-Shave (1951) Ed’s face Is rough And rugged Ed’s wife Doesn’t hug Ed Burma-Shave (1936) Shaving brush In army pack Was straw that broke The rookie’s back Use brushless Burma-Shave (1942) To steal A kiss He had the knack But lacked the cheek To get one back Burma-Shave (1952) Old McDonald On the farm Shaved so hard He broke his arm Then he bought Burma-Shave (1936) “At ease,” she said “Maneuvers begin When you get Those whiskers Off your chin” Burma-Shave (1942) Why is it When you Try to pass The guy in front Goes twice as fast? Burma-Shave (1952) Smith Brothers Would look immense If they’d just Cough up 50 cents For half pound jar Burma-Shave (1936) Brother speeders Let’s Rehearse All together “Good morning, Nurse!” Burma-Shave (1942) His Tomato Was the mushy type Until his beard Grew over-ripe Burma-Shave (1952) Shaving brush And soapy smear Went out of Style with Hoops my dear Burma-Shave (1936) Let’s make Hitler And Hirohito Look as sick as Old Benito Buy defense bonds Burma-Shave (1942) This cream Makes the Gardener’s daughter Plant her tu-lips Where she oughter Burma-Shave (1953) Riot at Drug store Calling all cars 100 customers 99 jars Burma-Shave (1936) To most brush shavers It’s quite clear The yanks aren’t coming The yanks are here Use brushless Burma-Shave (1942) The safest rule No ifs or buts Just drive Like every one else Is nuts! Burma-Shave (1953) The cream Preserves Pa’s razor blade The jar preserves Ma’s marmalade Burma-Shave (1936) Traveling men Know ease And speed Their shaving kits Hold what they need Burma-Shave (1942) No matter The price No matter how new The best safety device In your car is you Burma-Shave (1953) To every man His shave Is best Until he makes The final test Burma-Shave (1936) It’s a good Old Spanish custom Take your mug And brush And bust ’em Burma-Shave (1943) If anything Will please Your Jill A little jack For this jar will Burma-Shave (1953) Every Sheba Wants a sheik Strong of muscle Smooth of cheek Burma-Shave (1937) Shaving brushes You’ll soon see ’em On the shelf In some Museum Burma-Shave (1943) Toughest Whiskers In the town We hold ’em up You mow ’em down Burma-Shave (1953) If harmony Is what You crave Then get A tuba Burma-Shave (1937) Many a wolf Is never let in Because of the hair On his Chinny-chin-chin Burma-Shave (1943) Our fortune Is your Shaven face It’s our best Advertising space Burma-Shave (1953) Mid rising Taxes Soaring rents Still half a pound For fifty cents Burma-Shave (1937) Film protects Your neck And chin So your razor Won’t dig in Burma-Shave (1943) We’re widely read And often quoted But it’s shaves Not signs For which we’re noted Burma-Shave (1953) If HER whiskers Scratched YOUR cheek You would Send her out To seek Burma-Shave (1937) Within this vale Of toil And sin Your head grows bald But not your chin — Use Burma-Shave (1943) The hero Was brave and strong And willin’ She felt his chin– Then wed the villain Burma-Shave (1953) Bathroom shelf Surprises me From shaving clutter It’s now free I’m using Burma-Shave (1937) Half a pound For Half a dollar Spread on thin Above the collar Burma-Shave (1943) Feel your face As you ride by Now don’t You think It’s time to try Burma-Shave (1953) Salesmen, tourists Camper-outers All you other Whisker-sprouters Don’t forget your Burma-Shave (1937) Why does a chicken Cross the street? She sees a guy She’d like to meet He uses Burma-Shave (1944) When you lay Those few cents down You’ve bought The smoothest Shave in town Burma-Shave (1953) Fingers were made Before brushes — Use ’em They’re much safer You can’t lose ’em Burma-Shave (1937) Why does a chicken Cross the street? She sees a guy She’d like to meet He uses Burma-Shave (1944) These signs Are not For laughs alone The face they save May be your own Burma-Shave (1953) It’s in The bag Of every man Who travels Lightly as he can Burma-Shave (1937) Both hands On wheel Eyes on road That’s the skillful Driver’s code Burma-Shave (1944) He asked His kitten To pet and purr She eyed his puss And screamed “What fur!” Burma-Shave (1953) Substitutes! Smooth guys sell ’em Easy marks use ’em Well groomed men Always refuse ’em Burma-Shave (1937) To a substitute He gave a trial It took off Nothing But his smile Burma-Shave (1944) Around The curve Lickety-split It’s a beautiful car Wasn’t it? Burma-Shave (1953) Little Willie Modern soul Busted Papa’s Brush and bowl Nice work Willie Burma-Shave (1937) It spreads so smooth It shaves so slick It feels Like velvet And it’s quick Burma-Shave (1944) Substitutes Are like a girdle They find some jobs They just Can’t hurdle Burma-Shave (1953) No pulling At the whisker base A soothing film Protects Your face Burma-Shave (1937) Sleep in a chair Nothing to lose But a nap At the wheel Is a permanent snooze Burma-Shave (1944) If Crusoe’d Kept his chin More tidy He might have found A lady Friday Burma-Shave (1953) Paper hangers With the hives Now can Shave with Carving knives Burma-Shave (1937) Big mistake Many make Rely on horn Instead of Brake Burma-Shave (1944) It gave McDonald That needed charm Hello Hollywood Good-by farm Burma-Shave (1953 Men Who’ve tested Every brand Are just the ones Who now demand Burma-Shave (1937) Twould be More fun To go by air If we could put These signs up there Burma-Shave (1944) That barefoot Chap With cheeks of tan Won’t let ’em chap When he’s a man Burma-Shave (1953) Week-old beard So masked his face His bull dog Chased him Off the place Burma-Shave (1937) She raised cain When he raised stubble Guess what Smoothed away Their trouble? 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Burma Shave Prickley Pears Are Picked for Pickles But no Peach Picks A Face that Prickles Burma Shave With A sleek cheek Pressed to hers Jeepers! Creepers! 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