--- title: "Hoppy Easter!" date: 2022-02-23 author: "Phoebe Moon" featured_image: "https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Easter_Bunny_.jpeg" categories: - name: "Quilt Humor" url: "/category/humor.md" tags: - name: "Easter Dad Jokes and Cartoons" url: "/tag/easter-dad-jokes-and-cartoons.md" --- # Hoppy Easter! ## Jokes, Puns and Cartoons for Quilters ![Jumping Bunnies Animation](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/easter-eggfallc.gif)Q: Why did the Easter Bunny become a quilter? A. Because he had too many loose ends to tie up! Q: Why did the Easter Bunny take up quilting? A. He wanted to patch things up with his hare-loom relatives. Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s go-to thread color? A. Pastel… obviously! Q: How does the Easter Bunny press his seams? A. With a carrot-shaped iron, of course. Very a-peeling! Q: How does the Easter Bunny mark his fabric? A. With a chalk tail! Q: Why did the Easter Bunny get tangled in thread? A. He followed the wrong tail! Q: Why don’t you challenge the Easter Bunny to a speed sewing contest? A. Because he always finishes in a hare-y! Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny joined a quilting guild? A. He became the hare-loom chair! ![Easter-Bunny-eggs-cellent joke](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Easter-Bunny-eggs-cellent.jpg) Q: Why did the Easter Bunny’s quilt win a prize? A. It had perfect “bunny ears” on every point! Q: What did the Easter Bunny say after finishing his first quilt block? A. “That’s sew egg-citing!” Q: What kind of fabric does the Easter Bunny love most? A. A Jelly Roll, because it sounds like dessert! Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite quilt pattern? A. Anything with a hare-ingbone layout! Q: Why did the Easter Bunny get kicked out of the sewing bee? A. He kept nibbling the cotton tails! Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite notion? A. A seam ripper—he calls it his “egg-stra chance.” Q: How does the Easter Bunny bind a quilt? A. With a hop, skip, and a stitch! ![Happy Easter! What?](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/easter-what.jpg)Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny. Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold. Q: What do you call a very smart bunny? A: An egghead. Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits. Q. What kind of book do baby rabbits like at bedtime? A. One with a hoppy ending. Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A. A Hot Cross bunny. Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies. Q: Why are bunnies always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a March. Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise ![Line of Eggs Graphic](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/easter-egg-lines.gif)Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? A. The Bunny Hop of course. Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot. Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A. Just look for the gray hares. Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it. Q. How many hairs are in a rabbit’s tail? A. None, they’re all on the outside. ![Eggs in Straw Graphic](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/easter-eggs.gif)Q. Why does the Easter bunny have such a shiny nose? A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end. Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet. Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. You ‘nique up on him. Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it. Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A. A harenet. Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A. A harenet. ![Hoppy Easter - Funny Bunny Sign](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/image-courtesy-of-Caroll-County-Veterinary-Clinic.jpg)**image courtesy of Caroll County Vet Clinic**Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street. Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots. Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing at you. Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you. Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A. 14 carrot gold. Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter! One Easter a father was teaching his teen to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks the boy exclaims, “Oh, no, dad. I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” To which his father replied, “It’s okay son. You missed him by a hare.” Have another corny joke you think we should list? [Send it me](mailto:phoebemoondesigns@gmail.com?subject=Hoppy-Easter!), and I will add it here. ![Happy Easter Graphic with Bunny and Tulips](https://phoebemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Easter_Bunny_.jpeg)