Easter Bunny Questions and Answers
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold.
Q. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A. A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call a very smart bunny? A: An egghead.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What kind of book do baby rabbits like at bedtime? A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: Why are bunnies always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a March.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise
Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? A. The Bunny Hop of course.
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife? A. A hare cut.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail? A. None, they’re all on the outside.
Q. Why does the Easter bunny have such a shiny nose? A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A. A harenet.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A. A harenet.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout? A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A. 14 carrot gold.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter!
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